Day 1

• Weight: 127.0kg
• BMI: 33.1
• Loss/gain: bugger all....it's day 1.
• Thoughts: Here beginneth the first lesson.

 What not to wear

 Now, before I go any further, I should highlight the fact that I won't be disgusting you all with progress pictures of me in my pants or anything so unsanitary. No, I am a nice person, so I shall keep my clothes on at all times.

Clothes are one of the problems: my jeans are a bit loose on me, but still, the first number on the waistband is a 4 (the second is a 0, but still....Christ!) I also have a habit of wearing baggy tops and t-shirts so the bastard gut is well hidden.  I think that I am not alone in this: the right clothing can hide a multitude of sins. Be that as it may, I would like to be able to wear things that maybe don't make it look like I have bought a mini-burkha. And if I ever descend into the realm of tracksuit bottoms for anything other than a: exercise, b: slobbing in front of the TV or c: literally nothing else to wear then frankly it's time for voluntary euthanasia.